Yours Truly:

Who is this Woman?

 Sex Goddess, Myth, or Mega Amazing Imaginary Person?

 A: All of the above!

General Overview (Sex Goddess):

In high school I was that kid who seemed to never be paying attention.  Seemingly in my own world of rainbows and butterflies.  I've had big  hairy audacious dreams since I was in diapers.  Things never change......I'm no longer in diapers though.  Sometimes I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees heal so much faster than broken hearts.  But no matter the failure, I am still a hopeless romantic.  I enjoy spilling my guts on this little piece of nothingness.  I adore my friends and have found the ability to absolutely just be in love.  With everything, life, myself, my amazing partner.  I look forward to pushing comfort zones and finding contentment.  Life's an adventure and you either sit on the sidelines or join me; but either way, you won't be forgotten.

Stats (or Myth?):

Female; Almost 30 (this will stay this way even after I turn 30)
Insanely Tall at 5' 9"
Childhood Fear: Freddy Kruger
Arch Nemesis: Practicality
Favorite Font: Comic Sans
Favorite Cartoon: The Flinstones

 Mega Amazing Imaginary Person:

"I am Me. In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me. Everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because I alone chose it -- I own everything about me: my body, my feelings, my mouth, my voice, all my actions, whether they be to others or myself. I own my fantasies, my dreams, my hopes, my fears. I own my triumphs and successes, all my failures and mistakes. Because I own all of me, I can become intimately acquainted with me. By so doing, I can love me and be friendly with all my parts. I know there are aspects about myself that puzzle me, and other aspects that I do not know -- but as long as I am friendly and loving to myself, I can courageously and hopefully look for solutions to the puzzles and ways to find out more about me. However I look and sound, whatever I say and do, and whatever I think and feel at a given moment in time is authentically me. If later some parts of how I looked, sounded, thought, and felt turn out to be unfitting, I can discard that which is unfitting, keep the rest, and invent something new for that which I discarded. I can see, hear, feel, think, say, and do. I have the tools to survive, to be close to others, to be productive, and to make sense and order out of the world of people and things around me. I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am Okay." - Virginia Satir