Friday, 12 July 2013

New Girl! New Girl! New Girl.

Everyone who knows me knows that I have girl crushes.

I can't help it.  The girls that I crush on are generally girls that I am nothing like.  Girls that offer the world humor, or sex appeal or something that I seriously seriously lack in my Italian Genetics.

A couple of my crushes:

Jennifer Lopez; her body is fucking amazing.  She has an ass the size of a house and can rock out anything.  While I do have this ass, it doesn't look as amazing.  So I have ass envy.



Tina Fey: This girl is incredibly hot and she is funny.  She is also a successful public figure with a stable family life of a normal weird family, a marriage and a kid.

 
 
And my most recent of girl crushes:
 

I have adored her since my ex told me he had a crush on her and introduced me to her in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.  I secretly stalked her in whatever movies I could find her in and subsequently, when I couldn't find anything with her in it, I was satisfied knowing that another girl crush of mine, Emily Deschanel,  was her sister.  I follow her on Twitter and Instagram and was so disappointed when the love photos of her and her partner abruptly ended on Tumbler. 
 
Yes, Its Zooey Deschanel.  I love how she's quirky and awkward.  I enjoy her sense of style and costumes on set are simply adorable!  So new girl comes back in two months.....I can. not. wait.  Even though I have no idea where or what I'll be doing in two months.....
 


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