Not for the boys.

For the last month and a half my nipples have been incredibly sore. 

So I did what any normal person of my generation did, I googled it.  My google search went something like this:

My nipples hurt and I'm not near my period what could make them so tender? They don't hurt when strapped in my bra, but when pinched they do.  This used to feel good and now I just want to punch my partner in the face when his lips get near.  Please help.

Google replied:

Listen lady, I have the brain of a male.  Simplify your query.

So I tried again:

My nipples hurt.

Google said:

You're pregnant.

I bought a test.  Negative.

So I tried Google again.

My nipples hurt.  NOT pregnant.

My thorough search brought me to the first link of which I read and felt was the gospel.

It told me that it was hormones and that I needed Evening Primrose.

So I purchased some.  Directions on the side of the container, 1-3 tablets as needed with food, once daily.

For the last three days I've been popping these massive tablets (3 of them with food).  I figured I might as well kick these hormones into shape as soon as possible and one to two pills might not be enough.

END result?  Three days isn't enough time to gather the appropriate data for an honest answer. 

Will keep trying, but would be open to more suggestions.  Have any??